Sunday, May 30, 2010

Fail thats all I have to say....






The history of Nintendo gaming Consoles

Hey you wild kids do you have a wii at home? Well even if you don't (cause your parents don't love you) Im gonna tell you a story anyways... Well (if you have one) that wii you have is made by Nintendo and is a very popular company that sells video games ever since 1977. Yet sill has brought sparkles to peoples eyes even today. Dang thats a really freaking long time ago my mom was like born in that decade....
1) ANYWAYS on that cold stormy night a miracle was born.. (not my mom) but Nintendo's first console the Color TV Game!!! Sadly only released in japan (damn them...). With out this console we wouldn't have pong!!! Then some other games came out like in 1987 a new version of color TV game came out with two controllers (cause twos better than one) and that very same year came out with Color TV Racing 112 a awsome racing game that had a wheel and the gearshift.

2)In 1985 came the big cheese, the one console that gave everyone joy to the world, the NINTENDO ENTERTAINMENT SYSTEM!! NES for short, this is the one that really started it all for america and japan. This little piece of work was sold in America, Brazil, Asia, and Australia. This system changed gaming, no. MADE GAMING HISTORY! Started third party developers and brought games like mario, Donkey Kong, Metriod, and (my all time favorite) LEGEND OF ZELDA to everyones homes.

3) look up in the sky its a plane! NO! Its a bird! NOO! ITS THE SUPER NINTENDO!!! In 1991 that year there was lots and lots of new video game competition, but they didn't stand a chance to the SNES and was the best selling 16-bit console EVER... The more power Nintendo had the more super cool games were created.

4) In the year 1996 the greatest thing ever invented the NINTENDO 64!!! I love this game. As soon as I started sitting up, I started playing this baby with my small meaty hands (cause I was like one when it came out). It had it all... Super Mario 64, Star wars, Legend of Zelda ocarina of time and Majora's mask, Shadows of the empire, Super Smash Bros., Banjo-Kazooie, and star fox 64.


5)2001 was the Nintendo GameCube. It fought against most new game systems like Xbox and PlayStation 2. It brought something new to the table instead of the old cartridges ( I especially hated it when they got dusty and you had to blow inside them) there was disks allowing dvd video games for Nintendo!

6)In 2006 one of the most greatest newest gaming consoles......... Wii!!! Yes now instead if having to have these dumb old tangled controllers there wireless handheld remotes were you simply point to the screen and it detects you motion. Also including the nun-chuck which gives more control to the gamer. The remote is alive it can make noises for certain games and a rumble device fro even more awesomeness! It is the smallest and most compatible system ever for Nintendo. Now in a new shiny black color too!

Thursday, May 27, 2010

Somthing so bad can be so dang cool B)

I hate graffiti as much as the next person because its bad, vandalism, and is a bother to everyone. BUT this right here is totally freaking awesome, if people started graffitiing like this I would encourage this more often BECAUSE THIS IS A GIFT!! (not that crappy stupid tagging everyone does..)

Tuesday, May 25, 2010

HAPPY BIRFDAY PACMAN!!

YES! If you didn't know pac-man is officially 30 years old this week!!!.... or was it last week -_- BUT THATS NOT THE POINT!!!! SO here are some cool pac- man pics to celebrate!!

pac-man in MAN FORM!!!
well it looks like pac-man (maybe from front view)
THE FINGER TOUCH!!! (with pac-man)

Thursday, May 13, 2010

Kazoos! KAZOOS! KAZOOOS!

Hey theres this really mysterious guy who makes the coolest videos! He tries something new each week with music!!! WHATCH AND BE AMAZED!!

Monday, May 10, 2010

CAARLLL!!!

Carl is just terrible today.

Friday, May 7, 2010

Video fail :[

Hey peoples!!! Because I a retard because didn't know how to post videos but I FINALLY DID and its sooo cool now!!! So when ever I find funny videos on you tube I WILL POST THEM!! :P