42 ways to annoy your parents :0

My friend sent me a email like 3 years ago and finally found it again and I liked it so much I put it on my blog. SO here are some ways to annoy your parents!!!!

1. Follow them around the house everywhere...
2. Moo when they say your name...
3. Run into walls...
4. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion...
5. Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin on your face and say,

good morning sunshine...
6. Pluck someone's hair out and yell, "DNA"...
7. Wear a sticker that says, "I'm a retard"...
8. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to all the time...
9. In public yell, "No Mom/Dad, I will not make out with you!!"...
10. Do what they actually tell you...
11. Jump off the roof, trying to fly...
12. Hold their hand and whisper to them, I see dead people...
13. At everything they say yell, Liar...
14. Try to swim in the floor...
15. Tap on their door all night...
16.Pretend to have amnesia...
17.Say everything backwards...
18.Give yourself a swirly...
19.Run around with a lamp shade on your head yelling, "the sun!!! it's dying!!!"...
20.Sing at the top of your lungs while running around the house...in your underwear...
21.Have nervous spasms at spontaneous times...
22.Snort loudly when you laugh and then laugh harder...
23.Run in circles...
24.Recite a whole movie 3 times...
25.Pretend to beat yourself up...
26.Chase/bark at the mail man...
27.Wear your pants on your head and your shirt on your waist... tell them you're making

a fashion statement...
28.Try and drink out of a glass the wrong way...
29.Super glue your finger up your nose...
30.Talk to a pen...
31.Lay face down and chant like an Indian tribe...
32.Try and climb the wall...
33.Roll on the floor laughing hysterically in supermarkets...
34.Take your ice cream cone and put it on your forehead... say you're a lovely unicorn...
35. Turn the tv on to a station you don't get, watch the static and say you're looking

for the pattern...
36.Switch the light button on and off for a while. then say, "ooooh... I get it!!!"...
37.Eat your hair...
38.Whatever they are eating, tell them it looks like a certain animal...
39.Eat anything obviously not edible...
40.Say your pet is mocking you and chase it around the house...
41.When you shower or bathe yell, "I'm drowning!!!"...
42.Try to snorkel in your fish tank...

Doodles of the week

Since I had to give up video games for easter I've been drawing a LOT lately so here's one that I drew on my whiteboard...

I think this is how my wii controllers feel right now.... I haven't played in like a month (5 weeks) so there probably dusty.

Weird burger pics I found on the internet

I wonder what was going on in this mans brain something like "IM GONNA GET CHUU BIG BURGER!!!!" or maybe just "AHHHH I CANTS OPEN MA MOWTH DAT WIDE!!!"

I like burgers as much as the next person, but this has gone way to far....

Bottom bun, patty, cheese, tomatoes, pickles, you, lettuce ,and finally the top bun. Thats just weird. What if some giant monster came to destroy the town you live in while you were sleeping and ate you because your bed is a freaking sandwich....
I have one thing to say about this, how much did they pay for all those burgers?

Destracted by shopping

Yesterday I saw Alice in wonderland at the mall and had a wonderful time, my favorite character was the red queen even though she was evil she was funny. But Johnny Depp (the mad hatter) was really weird in the movie and got involved to much (but I still think he's hot). Then I went to charlotte ruse for the 2nd time and was hypnotized (again) by the clothes in there.... I think that all females get detracted by clothes . So when my mom called me to go with her and I didn't hear her, I was trying on dresses. They were fabulous on me but were a little big cause Im really skinny, so in a few places there were gaps in the dress -_- Besides that I LOVE the out fits in that fabulous store :]

A roundhouse kick to the FACE!!!

I heard chuck Norris is turning 70 and can still break your bones. So here are some

jokes in celebration of his birthday

-Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

-Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

-Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

-If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you

may be only

seconds away from death.

-Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse

kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

-When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

-Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK

assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck Norris met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

-Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.

-They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.

-A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris. -Chuck Norris once round house kicked someone so hard that his foot broke in the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earnheart while she was flying over the pacific ocean. -Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two tons, breaths fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun while standing. -The great wall of china was created to keep Chuck Norris out. It Failed miserably

Life is goood, until your sea monkeys die..

Well I didn't get all the things i wanted for my birthday(like joe jonas.. -_-) but i did get some awesome gifts like SEA MONKEYS!!! but apparently they don't quite work right now cause I'm having trouble getting them to stay alive cause I think there dead. But it's only been 4 days.

And I finally got the game I wanted, The Legend of zelda sprit tracks!! YAY!! But since Its lint and I have to give something up, I gave up video games, so I cant play untill easter :[ But thats ok ive only go three weeks and four days (*sigh*) .

I got one of those... um.... Color Explosion dome thingys. Even though I don't really know what those are I have drawn some cool pictures on it

And thats what I got for my birthday!

Weird Kittehs!!!

I don't really like cats but there kinda cute, BUT I can prove how those cats of yours

are WEIRD! or maybe not...

They're Garfield wannabes so all they do is sit around

"Hey YOU make meh a SAMICH!!! prease..."

They make weird faces

No comment.

They try to do weird stunts so they can get famous

Why didn't I join the Olympics? I bet I would totally go for the gold.

Some are fat and sleep all day

Uh Why did I eat at Taco bell last night?

When with their mate they make out on your bed

NO CARLOS I DONT WANT TO MAKE OUT WITH YOU!!!!

Once in a while they can be SCARY!!!

This is my Edward cullen face.....rawr.....

There plotting against us by stalking you every move

Hollywood is correct when it comes to cats, we will take over this precious planet...... just not today

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Look in your room its frozen yogurt! Its a cup cake! NO ITS AN ICE CREAM LAMP!!!

If you like Ice cream as much as anyone dose try this lovely tasty lamp!!!!(do not eat)

Might be pricy but Its TOTALY WORTH IT!!!

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WHAT TIME IS IT!!! WHAT TIME IS IT!!!

HOORAY!!! Another awesome tv show is coming to cartoon network (its been a while..) called Adventure Time with Finn and Jake!!!! It looks sooo cool like something I would probably draw. My favorite trailer was Party Time and the one were that random kid dressed like finn and yells WHAT TIME IS IT!!!! Oh i cant wait :]

I think the coolest character is finn cause hes got a cool hat (I think I would want one) I bet they would sell them online

YAY!!!!

Happy Birthday TO ME!!!!! YAY!!! I'll be turning 15!!! tomorrow.... I hope I'll get all the things I wanted for my birthday but if I don't, well thats ok. All i want is for the little children of the world to sing hand and hand in happiness :]