Tuesday, February 1, 2011

NINJAS VS. PIRATES

Well I had another daring debate with my best friend Alex again.. and like always we tied again. I thought I did better, but at the same time I had many horrible flaws. This time I did a much better conclusion and had all my facts proven like always... BUT as well I didn't really look up at the audience, I TRIED SO HARD, still it didn't work. I've been studdering lately so, it was hard for people to hear what I was saying. LASTLY, I was going way too fast... I just knew that my speech was over 3 minutes so I just sped though which shot me in the foot. So because of that (and the fact that it's 7:00 in the morning) I saw a less amount of hands when everyone voted for me. The teacher did agree with me though, but I had a tougher crowd this time.
Heres how my speech went....

A fight on the sea versus stealth, Bandits versus assassins, Pirates versus Ninjas!! The greatest battle that has surged the earth and even blown off a few heads. Talents of patience, art, technique, deception, heart and soul, all the traits a ninja has that I know a pirate doesn’t. The wonders and mysteries of ninjas coming back from all the way from the heart of japan has always been a popular culture. Ninja’s were created as spies, raiders, and assassins for the main reasons of what wimpy Japanese soldiers couldn’t do. This is the reason why I am here today, to tell you why Pirates would absolutely NOT win in a battle against ninjas.
I think I’d like to talk about the little pirates that you people agree with. I myself am a fan of pirates, from a long time ago. Yeah, Yeah, I know that pirates rule the seas and pillaged villages, but they only wanted fame and fortune, which was very hard for them. So pirates picked weak little targets where combat wasn’t really necessary, but if they did get a harder enemy, most of the time they fled away to find something easier.  So usually when they did do fearsome battles they used fear and cannonballs of steel to aim at their targets. They had more advanced technology weapons, like guns and ships. Pirates sailed the ocean, big deal I been on big boats. So what if they got a little treasure here and there?
Ninjas don’t need that stuff, ninjas use stealthy tactics and cooler metallic weapons. Who cares how pirates or ninjas dress? Ninjas don’t need flashy bling; the suit is for a purpose to kill, nothing else! A ninja has to learn and gain experience, while a pirate doesn’t, you could go out into the pirate world and become one yourself. Ha good luck. So that means if brand new experienced ninjas or pirates went in a fight, the ninjas have the advantage because they have already been learning and will gain more. Plus that just means more school makes ninjas smarter than pirates. Ninjas had Discipline! Discipline is the advantage! They’re not drinking, alcohol and getting drunk. They do one thing very well and that is killing! Ninjas are trained killing machines. Ninjas were taught to have no emotion in battle, so therefore they couldn’t run away in terror from pirates. There have been lots of cool legends about ninjas, once was about a 4th century prince who disguised himself as women, charmed a few guys and assassinated them. Ninjas used their art for survival in times of battle. They didn’t also just go off into the night and kill a few people, there training also involved discuses, escape, concealment, archery, and medicine, which I know pirates didn’t have.
And that is why Pirates would absolutely NOT win a battle against ninjas.

Well who would you think would win; Pirates or Ninjas?

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