The origins of EASTER

Have you ever wondered why there's an easter bunny? Well I have. The Easter bunny or Easter Hare is a character depicted as some rabbit who brings easter eggs (with or without clothes..). So he brings baskets with colorful eggs, candy, and toys to the little children. Then places them somewhere in the house or garden for children to find when they wake up in the morning. The rabbit wasn't original symbol of easter and its origins were found in Alsace and in Upper Rhineland (I have no clue were those are). Rabbits were a symbol of fertility and extreme antiquity, since birds lay eggs and the rabbits would give birth to LARGE litters they became became the symbols of the rising fertility. The origin of coloring easter eggs is still unknown but the blooming of flowers maybe coincides with the use of fertility symbol of eggs. Many churches typically die the eggs the color of red (the color of blood) in recognition of the sacrificed Christ. Hiding the easter eggs started in the 1700's in the US from german immigrants that told their children if they were good the Hare would come.

Top Ten GREATEST Nintendo games of all time

Have you ever wondered which Nintendo game rains supreme? Well read this to find out!

10. Super Street fighter II

-Made for the NES and released in 1994

The sequel to the original Super Street Fighter, this proves that beating the snot out of people hasn't advanced in technology. Yet it's still the best fighting game of all time. Somehow it was the forth Super Street Fighter II game but was improved than the other versions with more characters and still of course Ken (and his long flowing hair). The most perfect fighting action game EVER....

Is that guy fighting MR. T?!?! Well it looks like him....

9. Resident Evil 4

-made for the Wii and released in 2007

I love video games but I'm scared of these games so I finally got the courage to play the games (a couple night mares though) and like everyone says it's awesome! Before this came out everyone got tired of the this games dull formula by 2005. So Capcon made it better by bringing back the horror with Resident Evil's 2D ALL ACTION HERO LEON!!!!!!!!!!!! This time he fought mutants that scared the bejesus out of me. But what happened to all of the Resi trade marks?(door openings and camera angles) They were replaced in favor of FAST PACED SHOOTIN' ACTION!!! It improved a lot with the Wii's remote aming too.

This was probably the least scariest picture I could find on the internet.

8. The Legend of Zelda A Link To The Past

-Made for the NES and released in 1992

This prequel was even better than the original game (the legend of Zelda). And the game also made Link second banana (next to that mustachioed man). Great adventure and also introduced stuff like multi level dungeons, heart containers, the greatest item ever..... THE HOOKSHOT, the master sword, and parallel worlds. But still Link always has to save frickin' Princess Zelda from evil clutches.

HEY links hat looks like a chicken! He he..... chicken.

7. Super Mario World

-Made for the NES and released in 1992

This was the first ever game I ever played when I was like 2 (that was way after this game came out) and inspired me to be the nerd I am today. Took the classic look but with better templates, colors, sort of 3D backgrounds, new moves, and.....YOSHI!! Mario's little dinosaur bitch that he could rely in a lift. And was the first Nintendo game to reward gamers for completing 100 percent of the game. A 72 level game but with hidden secrets stored everywhere, finding ALL 96 levels is a pain.

6. Super Mario 64

-Made for the Nintendo 64 and released in 1996

Sadly I never played it. This game introduced the first EVER 3D gaming for mario, not that red and black and red crap. This adventure houses on peaches castle but you got to know the different levels so well they were as familiar as your very own home. It was so good It took 10 long years to top that.

peace out home dogs!!!!

5. Tetris

-Made for the game boy and released in 1989

Tetris doesn't have have awesome characters or amazing graphics like other games but its a simple little puzzle game. If thats not enough proof it ranks as well as other famous games like Pac-man, Space Invaders, and Super Mario Brothers. If you haven't heard for yourself, the theme music is inspired by some Euro pop cover version (by Andrew Lloyd Webber). The craze was first introduced by the game boy and really only because it's so addictive and a brilliant little simple game. It just goes ti show you that puzzle games can be so freaking cool.

proof it was made by russian Communists....

4. Mario Cart Wii

-Made for the Wii and released in 2008

This version of mario cart is just so amazing and so creative. (with the little Wii wheel controllers) Not only on the Wii but can also be playe online when hooked up with the Mario Cart Channel, playing the best or your friends. I think that everyone that has played it obviously loved it. Since the first release on the NES

it gets better and better, never gets boring, and takes super awesome ninja skills to drive like an expert. Also with the hardcore formula of all the previous versions it has changed with the number of tracks, online channels, and controller mode makes it soo much better. (but who doesn't love classics?)

3. Super Mario Galaxy

-Made for the Wii and released in 2007

Super Mario Galaxy is one of my favorite Mario games EVER, from the beautiful graphics to the creative imagination, why is it third best? It's amazingly fantastic and embarrassing who

superior this is to other platformers in other games. It got more imagination and great quality designed than any other game ever done(it brought tears to my eyes...). Everyone with a Wii should totally own this game os BUY IT NOW! But it will still never recapture the pure Mario games from its hay day because the original remains number ONE.

2. The Legend of Zelda Ocarina of Time

-Made for the Nintendo 64 and released in 1998

This was the game I played that made me love Link forever and kicked Link to the Past in the CARAPUSS!!!! Ocarina of time is a veteran version to the greatest hits ever in fact I'd hate anyone who says this shouldn't be in any top three. NO ONE has anything to say about this game, it was the giant leap that any zelda game had ever taken and the first ever to put Hyrule in 3D, it freakin' CAME ALIVE!! and still remains the best Zelda game to this very day.

1. Super Mario Brothers

-Made for the NES and released in 1985

Do-do do do do! This is what made mario the big cheese in the gaming world FOREVER! Inspiring fans and created the carrier for that italian guy. So why is it better and more hard core than Super Mario Galaxy or Ocarina of time? Well...ITS BRILLIANT! Platforming, perfect, you feel in control at all times. Yeah, you cant save and if you die your screwed. Well thats your fault. Awesome crafted levels like bottomless pits, moving platforms, power ups, and tons of secrets. Really this game is what nintendo is all about and makes you come back for more. All of the games mario ever has been in start right here with this magical formula(mario saves princess from evil guy) and without the game would there be more of our beloved mustashed man?Everything about this game is iconic from catchy tune to the colorful visuals. AND THATS WHY THIS IS THE BEST NINTENDO GAME OF ALL TIME.

42 ways to annoy your parents :0

My friend sent me a email like 3 years ago and finally found it again and I liked it so much I put it on my blog. SO here are some ways to annoy your parents!!!!

1. Follow them around the house everywhere...
2. Moo when they say your name...
3. Run into walls...
4. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion...
5. Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin on your face and say,

good morning sunshine...
6. Pluck someone's hair out and yell, "DNA"...
7. Wear a sticker that says, "I'm a retard"...
8. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to all the time...
9. In public yell, "No Mom/Dad, I will not make out with you!!"...
10. Do what they actually tell you...
11. Jump off the roof, trying to fly...
12. Hold their hand and whisper to them, I see dead people...
13. At everything they say yell, Liar...
14. Try to swim in the floor...
15. Tap on their door all night...
16.Pretend to have amnesia...
17.Say everything backwards...
18.Give yourself a swirly...
19.Run around with a lamp shade on your head yelling, "the sun!!! it's dying!!!"...
20.Sing at the top of your lungs while running around the house...in your underwear...
21.Have nervous spasms at spontaneous times...
22.Snort loudly when you laugh and then laugh harder...
23.Run in circles...
24.Recite a whole movie 3 times...
25.Pretend to beat yourself up...
26.Chase/bark at the mail man...
27.Wear your pants on your head and your shirt on your waist... tell them you're making

a fashion statement...
28.Try and drink out of a glass the wrong way...
29.Super glue your finger up your nose...
30.Talk to a pen...
31.Lay face down and chant like an Indian tribe...
32.Try and climb the wall...
33.Roll on the floor laughing hysterically in supermarkets...
34.Take your ice cream cone and put it on your forehead... say you're a lovely unicorn...
35. Turn the tv on to a station you don't get, watch the static and say you're looking

for the pattern...
36.Switch the light button on and off for a while. then say, "ooooh... I get it!!!"...
37.Eat your hair...
38.Whatever they are eating, tell them it looks like a certain animal...
39.Eat anything obviously not edible...
40.Say your pet is mocking you and chase it around the house...
41.When you shower or bathe yell, "I'm drowning!!!"...
42.Try to snorkel in your fish tank...

Doodles of the week

Since I had to give up video games for easter I've been drawing a LOT lately so here's one that I drew on my whiteboard...

I think this is how my wii controllers feel right now.... I haven't played in like a month (5 weeks) so there probably dusty.

Weird burger pics I found on the internet

I wonder what was going on in this mans brain something like "IM GONNA GET CHUU BIG BURGER!!!!" or maybe just "AHHHH I CANTS OPEN MA MOWTH DAT WIDE!!!"

I like burgers as much as the next person, but this has gone way to far....

Bottom bun, patty, cheese, tomatoes, pickles, you, lettuce ,and finally the top bun. Thats just weird. What if some giant monster came to destroy the town you live in while you were sleeping and ate you because your bed is a freaking sandwich....
I have one thing to say about this, how much did they pay for all those burgers?

Destracted by shopping

Yesterday I saw Alice in wonderland at the mall and had a wonderful time, my favorite character was the red queen even though she was evil she was funny. But Johnny Depp (the mad hatter) was really weird in the movie and got involved to much (but I still think he's hot). Then I went to charlotte ruse for the 2nd time and was hypnotized (again) by the clothes in there.... I think that all females get detracted by clothes . So when my mom called me to go with her and I didn't hear her, I was trying on dresses. They were fabulous on me but were a little big cause Im really skinny, so in a few places there were gaps in the dress -_- Besides that I LOVE the out fits in that fabulous store :]

A roundhouse kick to the FACE!!!

I heard chuck Norris is turning 70 and can still break your bones. So here are some

jokes in celebration of his birthday

-Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

-Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

-Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

-If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you

may be only

seconds away from death.

-Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse

kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

-When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

-Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK

assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck Norris met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

-Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.

-They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.

-A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris. -Chuck Norris once round house kicked someone so hard that his foot broke in the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earnheart while she was flying over the pacific ocean. -Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two tons, breaths fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun while standing. -The great wall of china was created to keep Chuck Norris out. It Failed miserably