Tuesday, April 20, 2010

how to feel good again...

My family's depression has gotten a lot worse with the economy. But even though everyone but me is complaining I like to stay on the positive side. Even though I already knew these, I CAN HELP OUT YOU STAY HAPPY!!!! (maybe)
1. Life is hard, so accept that its difficult. So try something new to put on the path to happiness, thats what everyone should do. And remember life sucks SO DEAL WITH IT!! I try and stay on the positive every day no matter how bad the day is.
2. DONT COMPLAIN!!!!!!!!!!! People who always complain about there life just want attention so some one else can help them. Consider how fortunate you are and what you have. Stop complaining about not having the designer clothes or brand name shoes well you know what there's people out there WHO DONT HAVE ANY FEET!!! SO suck it up and stop feeling sorry for yourself. I wanted to pick out a car for my next birthday but my mom said I'm getting her car, I'm still happy, at least I got a nice working car (good thing Its not a toyota).
3. Look at yourself on the inside, what are some things you like about yourself. Are you good something? Are you the best at hot dog eating contests? Good at being the messiest?Try and stay on the positive side on life. Don't think about how fabulous celebrities and think "ohhh im so not cool and Im stupid..", in reality they got problems too.
4. What can you do to make your life better? Besides money, fame, and shinny objects. What have you always wanted to do in life? The first step is usually the hardest - getting help or admitting you need it. Get motivated and give yourself a boost by focusing on what is important to you personally.

5. I've always said anything can happen, so bad thing will go away. There will be another tomorrow, so perhaps by then things will change for the better.

6. Its ok to feel sad sometimes but once in a while enjoy the moment. Even in the worst of situations, its important to smile and laugh. Don't resect yourself form doing things you love because there not important. Let yourself enjoy life even if your not in the best place you could be. You only have one life so make the best out of it.

Saturday, April 17, 2010

The boomerang

So like about a day ago I was playing my video games when I thought about one of my character's weapons; a boomerang. How can a little piece of wood kill a monster? So I searched online and it said that some boomerangs were used as hunting weapons. So the boomerang wasn't originally used for a fun throwing good time. It purpose was to hit and injure its target sufficiently to enable it to be captured or just to get the spear throwers into range.Some returning boomerangs can be limited to killing birds and distracting animals into traps. In some regions the boomerang was made different than others, designs where it could curve around obstructions, to skip with force off the ground, and to swirl in a large arc eventually to curve back to the thrower. So that little piece of wood can kill some monsters maybe little ones though...

Monday, April 12, 2010

BEARS DONT JUST EAT HONEY!!!


Have you ever seen a picture of a bear eating honey and thought that bears always eat honey. WELL THOSE ARE BEAR STEREOTYPES!!!! Well bears sort of go out and hurt trees just to eat that stuff..... But really what there after is the bee larvae its a very good source of protein for them. So bears do eat honey BUT they just want that good larvae food. So the next time you see pooh bear at disney land say,"YOU DONT JUST EAT HONEY POOH YOU EAT BEE LARVAE TOO!!!".

Sunday, April 11, 2010

Crazy rich people gone to the dogs

Even though rich people can be fabulously wealthy, sometimes they go a little overboard when shopping for their dogs. And what I thinks retarded is that dogs wont thank you back when you spent your life savings on a freaking golden diamond sweater you got them. Especially when they like it so much they tear it to pieces.. Before I searched these things on the internet I didn't know they existed for your "precious" puppies.
You see this house? Before I read the article I thought it was one of those themed play houses for little kids, NO! Its a freaking dog house...30,000 DOLLARS!!!! Its called the "Mediterranean Revival" and comes with LED light too, good luck with your dog coughing up dough for the electric bill...
WHO THE HELL INVENTED THIS!!?!?! Its a freaking anti aging chamber for your dogs, looks more like some underwater exploration device. Your dogs can get a healthy dose of oxygen and never age and get those nasty wrinkles at all. You can teach your dog new tricks and they'll never get old.
DU DU DU DUUU!!!!! The pet microwave... um I mean the Pet Pavilion. With this they can stuff this poor little pooch into this bread bin-shaped, infra-red body warmer. But does that dog look happy, REALLY? Now someone can actually say "OH NO I LEFT MY DOG IN THE OVEN!!!"

Saturday, April 3, 2010

The origins of EASTER

Have you ever wondered why there's an easter bunny? Well I have. The Easter bunny or Easter Hare is a character depicted as some rabbit who brings easter eggs (with or without clothes..). So he brings baskets with colorful eggs, candy, and toys to the little children. Then places them somewhere in the house or garden for children to find when they wake up in the morning. The rabbit wasn't original symbol of easter and its origins were found in Alsace and in Upper Rhineland (I have no clue were those are). Rabbits were a symbol of fertility and extreme antiquity, since birds lay eggs and the rabbits would give birth to LARGE litters they became became the symbols of the rising fertility. The origin of coloring easter eggs is still unknown but the blooming of flowers maybe coincides with the use of fertility symbol of eggs. Many churches typically die the eggs the color of red (the color of blood) in recognition of the sacrificed Christ. Hiding the easter eggs started in the 1700's in the US from german immigrants that told their children if they were good the Hare would come.

Friday, April 2, 2010

Top Ten GREATEST Nintendo games of all time

Have you ever wondered which Nintendo game rains supreme? Well read this to find out!
10. Super Street fighter II
-Made for the NES and released in 1994
The sequel to the original Super Street Fighter, this proves that beating the snot out of people hasn't advanced in technology. Yet it's still the best fighting game of all time. Somehow it was the forth Super Street Fighter II game but was improved than the other versions with more characters and still of course Ken (and his long flowing hair). The most perfect fighting action game EVER....
Is that guy fighting MR. T?!?! Well it looks like him....

9. Resident Evil 4
-made for the Wii and released in 2007
I love video games but I'm scared of these games so I finally got the courage to play the games (a couple night mares though) and like everyone says it's awesome! Before this came out everyone got tired of the this games dull formula by 2005. So Capcon made it better by bringing back the horror with Resident Evil's 2D ALL ACTION HERO LEON!!!!!!!!!!!! This time he fought mutants that scared the bejesus out of me. But what happened to all of the Resi trade marks?(door openings and camera angles) They were replaced in favor of FAST PACED SHOOTIN' ACTION!!! It improved a lot with the Wii's remote aming too.
This was probably the least scariest picture I could find on the internet.

8. The Legend of Zelda A Link To The Past
-Made for the NES and released in 1992
This prequel was even better than the original game (the legend of Zelda). And the game also made Link second banana (next to that mustachioed man). Great adventure and also introduced stuff like multi level dungeons, heart containers, the greatest item ever..... THE HOOKSHOT, the master sword, and parallel worlds. But still Link always has to save frickin' Princess Zelda from evil clutches.
HEY links hat looks like a chicken! He he..... chicken.

7. Super Mario World
-Made for the NES and released in 1992
This was the first ever game I ever played when I was like 2 (that was way after this game came out) and inspired me to be the nerd I am today. Took the classic look but with better templates, colors, sort of 3D backgrounds, new moves, and.....YOSHI!! Mario's little dinosaur bitch that he could rely in a lift. And was the first Nintendo game to reward gamers for completing 100 percent of the game. A 72 level game but with hidden secrets stored everywhere, finding ALL 96 levels is a pain.
6. Super Mario 64
-Made for the Nintendo 64 and released in 1996
Sadly I never played it. This game introduced the first EVER 3D gaming for mario, not that red and black and red crap. This adventure houses on peaches castle but you got to know the different levels so well they were as familiar as your very own home. It was so good It took 10 long years to top that.
peace out home dogs!!!!
5. Tetris
-Made for the game boy and released in 1989
Tetris doesn't have have awesome characters or amazing graphics like other games but its a simple little puzzle game. If thats not enough proof it ranks as well as other famous games like Pac-man, Space Invaders, and Super Mario Brothers. If you haven't heard for yourself, the theme music is inspired by some Euro pop cover version (by Andrew Lloyd Webber). The craze was first introduced by the game boy and really only because it's so addictive and a brilliant little simple game. It just goes ti show you that puzzle games can be so freaking cool.
proof it was made by russian Communists....

4. Mario Cart Wii
-Made for the Wii and released in 2008
This version of mario cart is just so amazing and so creative. (with the little Wii wheel controllers) Not only on the Wii but can also be playe online when hooked up with the Mario Cart Channel, playing the best or your friends. I think that everyone that has played it obviously loved it. Since the first release on the NES
it gets better and better, never gets boring, and takes super awesome ninja skills to drive like an expert. Also with the hardcore formula of all the previous versions it has changed with the number of tracks, online channels, and controller mode makes it soo much better. (but who doesn't love classics?)
3. Super Mario Galaxy
-Made for the Wii and released in 2007
Super Mario Galaxy is one of my favorite Mario games EVER, from the beautiful graphics to the creative imagination, why is it third best? It's amazingly fantastic and embarrassing who
superior this is to other platformers in other games. It got more imagination and great quality designed than any other game ever done(it brought tears to my eyes...). Everyone with a Wii should totally own this game os BUY IT NOW! But it will still never recapture the pure Mario games from its hay day because the original remains number ONE.
2. The Legend of Zelda Ocarina of Time
-Made for the Nintendo 64 and released in 1998
This was the game I played that made me love Link forever and kicked Link to the Past in the CARAPUSS!!!! Ocarina of time is a veteran version to the greatest hits ever in fact I'd hate anyone who says this shouldn't be in any top three. NO ONE has anything to say about this game, it was the giant leap that any zelda game had ever taken and the first ever to put Hyrule in 3D, it freakin' CAME ALIVE!! and still remains the best Zelda game to this very day.
1. Super Mario Brothers
-Made for the NES and released in 1985
Do-do do do do! This is what made mario the big cheese in the gaming world FOREVER! Inspiring fans and created the carrier for that italian guy. So why is it better and more hard core than Super Mario Galaxy or Ocarina of time? Well...ITS BRILLIANT! Platforming, perfect, you feel in control at all times. Yeah, you cant save and if you die your screwed. Well thats your fault. Awesome crafted levels like bottomless pits, moving platforms, power ups, and tons of secrets. Really this game is what nintendo is all about and makes you come back for more. All of the games mario ever has been in start right here with this magical formula(mario saves princess from evil guy) and without the game would there be more of our beloved mustashed man?Everything about this game is iconic from catchy tune to the colorful visuals. AND THATS WHY THIS IS THE BEST NINTENDO GAME OF ALL TIME.