Kazoos! KAZOOS! KAZOOOS!

Hey theres this really mysterious guy who makes the coolest videos! He tries something new each week with music!!! WHATCH AND BE AMAZED!!

CAARLLL!!!

Carl is just terrible today.

Video fail :[

Hey peoples!!! Because I a retard because didn't know how to post videos but I FINALLY DID and its sooo cool now!!! So when ever I find funny videos on you tube I WILL POST THEM!! :P

how to feel good again...

My family's depression has gotten a lot worse with the economy. But even though everyone but me is complaining I like to stay on the positive side. Even though I already knew these, I CAN HELP OUT YOU STAY HAPPY!!!! (maybe)

1. Life is hard, so accept that its difficult. So try something new to put on the path to happiness, thats what everyone should do. And remember life sucks SO DEAL WITH IT!! I try and stay on the positive every day no matter how bad the day is.

2. DONT COMPLAIN!!!!!!!!!!! People who always complain about there life just want attention so some one else can help them. Consider how fortunate you are and what you have. Stop complaining about not having the designer clothes or brand name shoes well you know what there's people out there WHO DONT HAVE ANY FEET!!! SO suck it up and stop feeling sorry for yourself. I wanted to pick out a car for my next birthday but my mom said I'm getting her car, I'm still happy, at least I got a nice working car (good thing Its not a toyota).

3. Look at yourself on the inside, what are some things you like about yourself. Are you good something? Are you the best at hot dog eating contests? Good at being the messiest?Try and stay on the positive side on life. Don't think about how fabulous celebrities and think "ohhh im so not cool and Im stupid..", in reality they got problems too.

4. What can you do to make your life better? Besides money, fame, and shinny objects. What have you always wanted to do in life? The first step is usually the hardest - getting help or admitting you need it. Get motivated and give yourself a boost by focusing on what is important to you personally.

5. I've always said anything can happen, so bad thing will go away. There will be another tomorrow, so perhaps by then things will change for the better.

6. Its ok to feel sad sometimes but once in a while enjoy the moment. Even in the worst of situations, its important to smile and laugh. Don't resect yourself form doing things you love because there not important. Let yourself enjoy life even if your not in the best place you could be. You only have one life so make the best out of it.

The boomerang

So like about a day ago I was playing my video games when I thought about one of my character's weapons; a boomerang. How can a little piece of wood kill a monster? So I searched online and it said that some boomerangs were used as hunting weapons. So the boomerang wasn't originally used for a fun throwing good time. It purpose was to hit and injure its target sufficiently to enable it to be captured or just to get the spear throwers into range.Some returning boomerangs can be limited to killing birds and distracting animals into traps. In some regions the boomerang was made different than others, designs where it could curve around obstructions, to skip with force off the ground, and to swirl in a large arc eventually to curve back to the thrower. So that little piece of wood can kill some monsters maybe little ones though...

BEARS DONT JUST EAT HONEY!!!

Have you ever seen a picture of a bear eating honey and thought that bears always eat honey. WELL THOSE ARE BEAR STEREOTYPES!!!! Well bears sort of go out and hurt trees just to eat that stuff..... But really what there after is the bee larvae its a very good source of protein for them. So bears do eat honey BUT they just want that good larvae food. So the next time you see pooh bear at disney land say,"YOU DONT JUST EAT HONEY POOH YOU EAT BEE LARVAE TOO!!!".

Crazy rich people gone to the dogs

Even though rich people can be fabulously wealthy, sometimes they go a little overboard when shopping for their dogs. And what I thinks retarded is that dogs wont thank you back when you spent your life savings on a freaking golden diamond sweater you got them. Especially when they like it so much they tear it to pieces.. Before I searched these things on the internet I didn't know they existed for your "precious" puppies.

You see this house? Before I read the article I thought it was one of those themed play houses for little kids, NO! Its a freaking dog house...30,000 DOLLARS!!!! Its called the "Mediterranean Revival" and comes with LED light too, good luck with your dog coughing up dough for the electric bill...

WHO THE HELL INVENTED THIS!!?!?! Its a freaking anti aging chamber for your dogs, looks more like some underwater exploration device. Your dogs can get a healthy dose of oxygen and never age and get those nasty wrinkles at all. You can teach your dog new tricks and they'll never get old.

DU DU DU DUUU!!!!! The pet microwave... um I mean the Pet Pavilion. With this they can stuff this poor little pooch into this bread bin-shaped, infra-red body warmer. But does that dog look happy, REALLY? Now someone can actually say "OH NO I LEFT MY DOG IN THE OVEN!!!"